What if Colt McCoy gets injured early in the first quarter of the National Championship and Texas is forced to finish the game with a guy named Gilbert?
What if Megan Fox couldn't re-sign for Transformers 2 and Barbara Walters played her role instead.
What if you ran out of potatoes and had to finish making your potato salad with pickles.
What if you blew a tire and didn't have a spare tire and had to replace it with a 45 pound weight-disc.
What if your dog sneaks behind your couch and voids his bowels and you're all out of paper towels and toilet paper and you would have to clean it up with a flat-head screwdriver and a fork?
What if you were tired of flipping light-switches so you installed "clappers" throughout your house and then, tragically, lost your right arm from the elbow down in a gruesome chainsaw-marathon incident and you were afraid of the dark?
What if the chain on your chainsaw broke while you were running a marathon and you could only replace it with the shoestring from your left shoe?
What if you were on a hammock and one of the supporting trees fell down and the only thing you could replace it with was a broom stick?
What if you were doing the backstroke in the ocean when you suddenly realized that a shark was swimming toward you and your only weapon was a slinkee?
What if your "S" key was broken and you desperately needed to type the phrase, 'Susie and her sister have been sassing each other steadily since they set sails to Mississippi.'
What if someone robbed your house and they took all of your blankets, shoes and shirts and the only thing you could cover up with at night was an industrial-sized sheet of double-sided of sandpaper. Also, you wouldn't be able to enter a store to purchase a new blanket because you wouldn't have any shoes or shirts.
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silly quips here please